Yesterday after work I had to go to Target to pick up a few things because it’s mid-week and thought I’d make my weekly Target or Walmart run to distract myself from my new rowing machine which is intent on killing me (I’m going to call my rowing machine Cilantro because I hate cilantro.). ButContinue reading “A Stranger’s Life Lesson…….Sorry not Sorry Mom!”
Category Archives: Humor in Life
Come on, Talk to Me Raj…… Oh wait Never mind.
Anyone who has ever seen the series The Big Bang Theory knows the story line of Rajesh Koothrappali and his inability to talk to women for the first couple of seasons of the show that is of course unless he’s consumed alcohol. Why am I bring up this topic? Well, let me explain, before IContinue reading “Come on, Talk to Me Raj…… Oh wait Never mind.”
Imitation Isn’t Always the Sincerest Form of Flattery. (My first Serious or Semi-Serious Post)
A couple of weeks ago I was at home in the middle of my Friday night routine of making dinner, and watching my usual Friday night lineup of the Cool Kids on Fox followed by either 20/20 or Dateline. That Friday night I chose 20/20 and that particular episode was titled “The Dropout.” This episodeContinue reading “Imitation Isn’t Always the Sincerest Form of Flattery. (My first Serious or Semi-Serious Post)”
Lets Talk About…..Weird Co-Workers
Sometimes we’re blessed with great jobs and those jobs come with coworkers that might or might not be perfect. I have been fortunate enough to have found a job that not only is what I’d been studying for in Grad School but where the office environment is definitely not toxic. Because I have been there,Continue reading “Lets Talk About…..Weird Co-Workers”
My Blind Date with Keanu Reeves
Ah-ha!! I got your attention didn’t I? Okay well that’s just a fantasy of mine but let’s move onto the real topic of today’s post shall we? Recently I’ve read certain blog posts and have seen some Youtube videos about how horrible online dating is. So let’s be honest here, online dating is a nightmareContinue reading “My Blind Date with Keanu Reeves”
Don’t Judge Me Until You’ve Walked Ten Thousand Steps In My Stilettos
A while back I had yet another Bridget Jones moment and unfortunately it was in front of a large group of students who were loitering about in the hallway in front of my office. I had to navigate through this sea of students to get to the ladies room, when I left I had toContinue reading “Don’t Judge Me Until You’ve Walked Ten Thousand Steps In My Stilettos”
Part 26…………Your so Vain You Probably Think This Blog Is About You, The End of Lestat.
“You’ve been wearing that crown and tearing me down, It’s been a while since you’ve treated me right, You strung me along for far too long ’cause I never gave up the fight, until now” – The Band Perry, Done. I had no tears to shed or emotions to feel, I was narcotized by everythingContinue reading “Part 26…………Your so Vain You Probably Think This Blog Is About You, The End of Lestat.”
Part 25…………………Feeding the Alligators and Lestat’s Last Stand
“Screaming deceiving and bleeding for you, and you still won’t hear me. Don’t want your hand this time I’ll save myself, maybe I’ll wake up for once”-Evanescence It’s not uncommon for someone in therapy to question their therapist’s manner of helping you, it’s actually part of the process. After everything I had gone through withContinue reading “Part 25…………………Feeding the Alligators and Lestat’s Last Stand”
Part 24…………The Emotional Vampire’s Oedipus Syndrome & His Airline Toilet Seat Personality Spouse.
“Miss the phone calls, when it’s your fault, I miss the late nights, don’t miss you at all, I like the kick in the face, and the things you do to me, I love the way that it hurts, I don’t miss you, I miss the misery” – Halestorm, I Miss The Misery. A fewContinue reading “Part 24…………The Emotional Vampire’s Oedipus Syndrome & His Airline Toilet Seat Personality Spouse.”
Part 23………………………………Fishing for an Apology and a Remorseful Vampire
“I don’t need you to worry for me ’cause I’m alright, I don’t want you to tell me it’s time to come home, I don’t care what you say anymore this is my life, Go ahead with your own life leave me alone”- Billy Joel, My Life I got to work the following morning andContinue reading “Part 23………………………………Fishing for an Apology and a Remorseful Vampire”
Happy Valentine’s Day to You and Your Dodge Duster!
Carmine: “Red roses, lovely, romantic. The guy that sends these really knows what he’s doing.” Loretta: “The guy who sends those spends a lot of money on something that’s going to end up in the garbage.” – Moonstruck, 1987. Well it’s Valentine’s Day, that wonderful holiday where tons of red roses will be delivered toContinue reading “Happy Valentine’s Day to You and Your Dodge Duster!”
Part 22……………………….The Eagles, A Rental Truck, Van Helsing and Two Bottles of Beer.
“Got those pretty little straps around your ankles, got those shiny little chains around your heart, you got to have your independence, But you don’t know just where to start” – The Eagles, Those Shoes Trying to come to terms that Lestat really hadn’t helped me when I needed it and those small gestures IContinue reading “Part 22……………………….The Eagles, A Rental Truck, Van Helsing and Two Bottles of Beer.”
Friday Post…..I’m Tired Too…
I’m going to follow suit on Tater’s recent post about being tired. When I read his post he said he wanted to rant but was too tired to do so, instead he wrote a short post about the things that he’s tried about today, so I thought I would do the same except mine isContinue reading “Friday Post…..I’m Tired Too…”
Part 21………………..Turning the Tables and Mind Fucking the Emotional Vampire
“You don’t know right from wrong, well the love we had is gone, so blame it on your lying, cheating, cold dead beating, two-timing and double dealing, mean mistreating, loving heart”-Patty Loveless, Blame It On Your Heart The idea that I had insinuated I didn’t believe he was as smart as I was really weighedContinue reading “Part 21………………..Turning the Tables and Mind Fucking the Emotional Vampire”
Part 20…….The Emotional Vampire and the Dysfunctional Addiction Conundrum.
“And after all these years, I figure it’s time to say goodbye, I’m doing you a favor baby, I will not help you live a lie”- Don Henley, You Don’t Know Me At All His annoying habits had begun to take its toll on me and after years of counseling I realized that it wasn’tContinue reading “Part 20…….The Emotional Vampire and the Dysfunctional Addiction Conundrum.”
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