Driving on I-10 coming to work and watching a Smart Car pass a Mustang….
Yes this actually happened on my way to work this past week….that shit was hilarious to watch.
Explaining to someone who has been in their position longer than you’ve been in yours, how to do THEIR job. No other explanation needed, only to say Fake Buzz McCallister and Fake Bob Penciotti were involved.
Watching a misogynistic asshole squirm because you are smarter than he anticipated.
Fake Bob Penciotti
This Sam Adams “Cougar” commercial…Just because it made me laugh…because you know….Cougars.
Being able to scare someone with one, strong meaningful glare….
Fake Mimi
Watching Fake Carol give a Presentation in these…………
Yes, she really did wear this shit to not only work but to a meeting with higher administration, I took the picture myself. So it may have not been that funny rather, more embarrassing than anything.
GREATEST NEWS EVER!!!!
FAKE MIMI QUIT!!! And only for a split second did I think that maybe Imposter and I had something to do with it….NAH, couldn’t be.
She’s been in and out of the office on FFEEMMMLLLAAA since October, first she had COVID, then she had lady parts issues, then we found out she had to have a partial hysterectomy. Not that I needed to know that but she felt free to tell the entire office why she was going to be out for 8 weeks. Eight glorious weeks of no Fake Mini. Eight lovely weeks of quiet and serenity…okay it hasn’t been that serene but I didn’t have to deal with her verbal diarrhea and back handed compliments. So I wasn’t too disappointed when I heard she was leaving. One down, two to go. Two, you ask? Why yes, two because in the last month or so I’ve gotten to know Fake Dolly a bit and she’s not that bad. But Fake Roseanne on the other hand, that lazy bitch needs to go, so her and Fake Supervisor make two. I’ll keep you all posted.
Random Cat Photo
This is the Huntress, saying…”Don’t be a Moth Around a Dim Yellow Bulb, Be a Moth to a Flame, Make it worth the Burn!”
Wow, those pants and cowboy boots. I got crap for wearing a Hawaiian shirt with plaid shorts once, but I’m a man.
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I know right? And I’m pretty sure you could have gotten away with the Hawaiian shirt and plaid shorts…..since you were probably NOT giving a presentation on the financial health of your company.
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Probably. I work with mostly men so we’re almost all fashion blind
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Eight weeks out for a partial hysterectomy? I had a full abdominal, and came home the next day to cook dinner and vacuum. But that outfit! Holy cow Batman, as if the jungle print leggings and matching belt weren’t bad enough…she added cowboy boots. Yeeha!
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*insert face palm here* I know…and I had to sit there listening to her present and watching everyone who attended giggle, smirk and whisper things like “She’s our CFO/VP for Finance?” and “Seriously, how does she think she looks good?” It was horrible…
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But oh so blog worthy. If she only knew….
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She seriously wore leopard leggings and cowboy boots? That’s not a fashion statement, that’s a fashion crime! And Rivergirl is a stronger woman than me–I had a full hyst and couldn’t do shit for at least 6 weeks!
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Crime is putting it mildly, you should see what she wears daily, she seriously thinks she’s still 30 and hot. But I’m sure she’s never been hot because her face is seriously horrid. And she’s 64, and dresses like she’s going out to a club. A club for 64 years olds that are void of emotional intelligence and fashion sense.
I think that it depends on what type of hysterectomy is being done. And by that I mean, I had a partial and it was done laparoscopically and I didn’t have any pain what so ever. But conventional surgical procedures might cause a lot of internal swelling and pain. I’m only repeating what my doctor said to me when he told me I’d be having mine done laparoscopically. But none of it can be as painful as watching Fake Carol walk in every day in clothes that only teenagers or women in their 20’s should wear….🙄.
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Yeah, mine was not done laparoscopically. But leopard print is just as painful!
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I am so behind! I have some catching up to do. A presentation in leopard print? Holy crap. That’s something I wouldn’t be caught dead in. Lol.
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Yep, I agree my friend me neither and I’m like 14 years younger than this bitch…lmao.
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Your domination plans seem to be going ahead nicely! lol
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Why thank you my friend, like Marvin the Martian, I plan to take over the world…lmao.
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I can see it happening lol… Not a bag thing either 😂🤣
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