Driving on I-10 coming to work and watching a Smart Car pass a Mustang….
Yes this actually happened on my way to work this past week….that shit was hilarious to watch.
Explaining to someone who has been in their position longer than you’ve been in yours, how to do THEIR job. No other explanation needed, only to say Fake Buzz McCallister and Fake Bob Penciotti were involved.
Watching a misogynistic asshole squirm because you are smarter than he anticipated.
Fake Bob Penciotti
This Sam Adams “Cougar” commercial…Just because it made me laugh…because you know….Cougars.
Being able to scare someone with one, strong meaningful glare….
Watching Fake Carol give a Presentation in these…………
Yes, she really did wear this shit to not only work but to a meeting with higher administration, I took the picture myself. So it may have not been that funny rather, more embarrassing than anything.
GREATEST NEWS EVER!!!!
FAKE MIMI QUIT!!! And only for a split second did I think that maybe Imposter and I had something to do with it….NAH, couldn’t be.
She’s been in and out of the office on FFEEMMMLLLAAA since October, first she had COVID, then she had lady parts issues, then we found out she had to have a partial hysterectomy. Not that I needed to know that but she felt free to tell the entire office why she was going to be out for 8 weeks. Eight glorious weeks of no Fake Mini. Eight lovely weeks of quiet and serenity…okay it hasn’t been that serene but I didn’t have to deal with her verbal diarrhea and back handed compliments. So I wasn’t too disappointed when I heard she was leaving. One down, two to go. Two, you ask? Why yes, two because in the last month or so I’ve gotten to know Fake Dolly a bit and she’s not that bad. But Fake Roseanne on the other hand, that lazy bitch needs to go, so her and Fake Supervisor make two. I’ll keep you all posted.
Random Cat Photo
This is the Huntress, saying…”Don’t be a Moth Around a Dim Yellow Bulb, Be a Moth to a Flame, Make it worth the Burn!”