You Know What’s Funny???

Driving on I-10 coming to work and watching a Smart Car pass a Mustang….

Yes this actually happened on my way to work this past week….that shit was hilarious to watch.

Explaining to someone who has been in their position longer than you’ve been in yours, how to do THEIR job.   No other explanation needed, only to say Fake Buzz McCallister and Fake Bob Penciotti were involved.

That was the exact look the stupid mofo gave me…..priceless.

Watching a misogynistic asshole squirm because you are smarter than he anticipated.

Fake Bob Penciotti

This dude looks lost all the time, I’m talking about Fake Bob

This Sam Adams “Cougar” commercial…Just because it made me laugh…because you know….Cougars.

Being able to scare someone with one, strong meaningful glare….

Fake Mimi

Watching Fake Carol give a Presentation in these…………

Yes people it was a fashion crime that no self respecting (or anyone with taste) 64 year old woman SHOULD wear….but she did…FML

Yes, she really did wear this shit to not only work but to a meeting with higher administration, I took the picture myself.  So it may have not been that funny rather, more embarrassing than anything.

GREATEST NEWS EVER!!!!

Seriously no one cares….

FAKE MIMI QUIT!!!  And only for a split second did I think that maybe Imposter and I had something to do with it….NAH, couldn’t be.

She’s been in and out of the office on FFEEMMMLLLAAA since October, first she had COVID, then she had lady parts issues, then we found out she had to have a partial hysterectomy.  Not that I needed to know that but she felt free to tell the entire office why she was going to be out for 8 weeks.  Eight glorious weeks of no Fake Mini.  Eight lovely weeks of quiet and serenity…okay it hasn’t been that serene but I didn’t have to deal with her verbal diarrhea and back handed compliments.  So I wasn’t too disappointed when I heard she was leaving.  One down, two to go.  Two, you ask?  Why yes, two because in the last month or so I’ve gotten to know Fake Dolly a bit and she’s not that bad.  But Fake Roseanne on the other hand, that lazy bitch needs to go, so her and Fake Supervisor make two.  I’ll keep you all posted.

Random Cat Photo

Charlie gets an eye twitch when I tell him he has to wait for his daily dose of nip. Not sure it its annoyance or if he’s plotting my demise.

This is the Huntress, saying…”Don’t be a Moth Around a Dim Yellow Bulb, Be a Moth to a Flame, Make it worth the Burn!”

Published by thehuntress915

My life has been a lot like the movie Bridget Jones Diary (the Hispanic version) constant comedic struggles and life lessons learned by way of personal experience. I've survived divorce and online dating debacles, so tag along for the ride and lets laugh together.

14 thoughts on “You Know What’s Funny???

  1. Eight weeks out for a partial hysterectomy? I had a full abdominal, and came home the next day to cook dinner and vacuum. But that outfit! Holy cow Batman, as if the jungle print leggings and matching belt weren’t bad enough…she added cowboy boots. Yeeha!

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    1. *insert face palm here* I know…and I had to sit there listening to her present and watching everyone who attended giggle, smirk and whisper things like “She’s our CFO/VP for Finance?” and “Seriously, how does she think she looks good?” It was horrible…

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  2. She seriously wore leopard leggings and cowboy boots? That’s not a fashion statement, that’s a fashion crime! And Rivergirl is a stronger woman than me–I had a full hyst and couldn’t do shit for at least 6 weeks!

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    1. Crime is putting it mildly, you should see what she wears daily, she seriously thinks she’s still 30 and hot. But I’m sure she’s never been hot because her face is seriously horrid. And she’s 64, and dresses like she’s going out to a club. A club for 64 years olds that are void of emotional intelligence and fashion sense.
      I think that it depends on what type of hysterectomy is being done. And by that I mean, I had a partial and it was done laparoscopically and I didn’t have any pain what so ever. But conventional surgical procedures might cause a lot of internal swelling and pain. I’m only repeating what my doctor said to me when he told me I’d be having mine done laparoscopically. But none of it can be as painful as watching Fake Carol walk in every day in clothes that only teenagers or women in their 20’s should wear….🙄.

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