The Huntress915 Wishlist….Holiday Edition

Someone in my office asked me what I’d like to receive this Christmas, then backtracked and asked “What would you like for yourself this Christmas?”  I thought about it long and hard and I came up with a wish list for some things I’d like before the end of 2019, so here I go…

Stupid Bra meme
Strapless, with straps, sports…they are all torture devices…

Wish #1 – I’d really, really like a bra that fits, that doesn’t ride up or have the straps constantly fall of my shoulders.  I’d like to wear a comfortable bra underneath my clothes that makes me feel like I’m footloose and fancy free.  A bra that isn’t made by Satan’s handmaiden, stitched together by lava thread and unruly, barbed underwire!  I’d like a goddamned bra that doesn’t bother the shit out of me all damned day long reminding me, that even though I’m not top-heavy, I still have to wear this torture device that reminds me I have to keep the sisters in check!!

All-I-Want-For-Christmas-Is-Your-Soul-Funny-Meme
Let them ask me again what I’d want for my Secret Santa gift, I dare them.

Wish #2 – I’d like to not be asked (constantly) if I want to participate in a secret Santa Gift exchange here at work.  Seriously, if the Huntress wanted to participate I’d go and sign up with the fervor of Baby Kermit and her throat clearing symphonic harmonies.  All to remind me I really, really miss Female Sheldon and her social awkwardness!

Smokey and the Bandit meme

Wish #3 – My Smokey and the Bandit, drive to work in a black Trans Am, swerve into the parking lot, past Truckzilla’s parking space, straight into the first parking spot, stereo blasting Halestorm’s “It’s Not You”, slow motion door opening, stepping out in my high heels, aviator sunglass wearing, cooler than shit walk into my office, still applies.

World Peace meme

Wish #4 – World peace…..that’s all I can say for this one.  I want world peace.

Karma meme

Wish #5 – Karma, I want karma to come to life and bite those that deserve it in the ass. I want karma to realize that there are so many people that need to have karma bitch slap them so hard they actually realize what they’ve done and who they are and change into decent people!

Facelift meme

Wish #6 – I wish I could afford a face-lift and a full time trainer, I have no willpower to do any sort of strength training.  I need to tone…..everything, I need to tone up….ugh.

Hate the Holiday gif

Wish #7 – I wish I didn’t hate the holiday’s so much.  It’s hard because of so many factors that have gotten me here.  I told myself that I’d try harder for my boys, even though they are adults, they still deserve to have a wonderful holiday experience.  I’ll try alcohol, yeah that’s it…alcohol.

Deadpool meme
Seriously, we’d have a blast!!

Wish #8 – I wish I could meet all my blogger friends, I realize that it would take an incredible feat of money and will, but nonetheless I’d like to be able to meet all of you.  I think we’d have a blast.

Eyelash meme
But they won’t fucking curl…*sigh*

Wish #9 – I wish my eyelashes still curled, seriously what the fuck happened that they stopped curling, they use to curl, when I was younger.  I have very long lashes and when they’d curl I’d get asked if they were false.  To which I’d answer “Of course not, they are all mine.”  But now, no matter what the hell I do, by the time I’m done putting on my makeup, their flat as pancakes…..goddamned eyelashes, you are just doing this to piss me off!

Happy Holiday's meme

Wish #10 – I want to wish all of you a very safe and happy holiday season, stay safe, celebrate with family and friends, have a spectacular New Year but most of all know that I am so very grateful and thankful to have found each and every one of you!

Until next time remember, chin up, soldier on and watch your back!

The Huntress 915

Published by thehuntress915

My life has been a lot like the movie Bridget Jones Diary (the Hispanic version) constant comedic struggles and life lessons learned by way of personal experience. I've survived divorce and online dating debacles, so tag along for the ride and lets laugh together.

23 thoughts on “The Huntress915 Wishlist….Holiday Edition

      1. With the uncomfortable shoes, bras, crazy amounts of work on hair and make-up…. I hope men are worth all that effort. Or maybe it is not to appeal to the men, I don’t know.

        Maybe I should dress better, but I still can’t figure out what goes with what. My standard is typically “are the clothes clean and reasonably free of unplanned holes?”.

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      2. 🤣 Well if men weren’t worth it, women wouldn’t be doing it. But I think that in the last 30 years or so we do it more for us than anything else. And I’m pretty sure your not the only man that thinks that way about getting all gussied up, lol.

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  1. — yeah. World peace would be at the top of my wish list along with silent firecrackers that wouldn’t terrorize my mutts. Never quite understood the idea behind bra’s unless you are a jogger, but then, I am not willing to walk a mile in your shoes with jiggling mammeries . It does sound uncomfortable.
    Hope your Christmas is a merry one, and the family has a little time to remember that they are indeed, family.

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  2. The “I need to tone up…ugh”, is SO relatable *laughing emojis*. Also- yes, mentally hilarious. Mentally hilarious it is.
    Secret Santa really is annoying, no?
    THE SKY WILL RAIN POTATOES(a reference to mentally hilarious)
    Merry Christmas, and don’t forget the umbrella 🙂

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  3. I’m only a B cup and I hate bras! They never fit me right and the strap on the left shoulder always falls down no matter how much I tighten it! I can’t believe you actually miss Female Sheldon–who would have thought! Me, I can’t wait for January when the Patronizing PL leaves my office for good! And we WILL meet someday–there will be a glorious convention of all of us. Merry Christmas, Warrior Queen!

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    1. Right? Lol
      I’m only a B cup too and gawd damn I’ve yet to find a bra that’s not only comfortable but does what it’s suppose to. Since I’ve lost weight, I’ve gone down from a 38B to 36B and I’ve bought like five, including a high end sports bra and nothing, ugh.

      I’m excited for you, that patronizing PL is gone with the wind and you will no longer have to deal with them.

      Merry Christmas my dear friend and here’s to a very prosperous New Year!
      🎄🎁🎄🎁🎄🎁🎄🎁🥂🎉🥂🎉🥂🎉

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  4. Merry Christmas Huntress, and that’s for keeping me entertained with your sharp sense of humor and sarcasm! And also for making me glad I don’t have to deal with bras even though my moobs could probably get me hired at the world’s worst Hooters restaurant…

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  5. I can’t relate to #1 (sorry!) and have never been asked about #2 (that I can remember), and I’ve never seen Smokey and the Bandit (or Cannonball Run, for that matter!).

    I strongly favor world peace. Even if he was inconsistent on the Lakers.

    I would like to see karma served, but in the positive way. So many are deserving of so many good things that they have earned and are denied. Like a decent bra.

    You look just fine from what I can see, but I completely agree with you on the holidays. I just ain’t feeling it this year. Even though I did just dance like crazy with a golden to “Do They Know It’s Christmas Time” in my living room, cuz that’s my favorite Xmas tune of all. Of course, that was aided by alcohol.

    Wouldn’t it be great to have Blog Fest I in 2020, with or without curled lashes? How about November, just after the election, when nitwit is voted out?

    Thank you very much, and Happy Christmas and Merry New Year to you, too, Huntress! Salud!

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  6. Strong list. I understand the holiday stuff; alcoholic spirits help revive my holiday spirits.

    Don’t wear bras but have been married over forty-five years and have sisters. Have heard the tales about getting properly fitted bras (wife once went to Nordy to have it correctly done) (and then finding one that fits, only to have them discontinue that design). Ah, and the Trans-Am…I had one of those, and regretted selling it when I posted overseas. Used to scare the hell out of people with that car. Great fun.

    Karma standing up and kicking some ass, world peace, and safety for friends and fam are worthwhile inclusions on every list.

    Cheers

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  7. Meeting blogger friends IRL is cool! We generally get to know each other well, even if we think we’re being careful to let details get out. So, when we meet, it’s like meeting an old friend that you haven’t seen in years.

    Have you tried heated eyelash curlers? Both before you apply mascara, and then again after the mascara has dried? It works for me! I once got my eyelashes “permed” at a salon—it was THE BEST! For 3 months I didn’t have to curl them at all.

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